Friday, March 6, 2015

Starr Hill Little Red RooStarr

Name:  Little Red RooStarr
Brewery:  Starr Hill
Style: Sweet Stout
Location: Crozet, Virginia
Alcohol: 5.4%

Quotes:  "This is one creamy cock...."  "...HAHAHAHA"

Aroma:  8/10, The best part of waking up is yadda yadda yadda
Appearance: 5/5, Big... black... rooster.  And that creamy foam, so delightful.
Taste:  9/10, Every morning, just after a hardy breakfast, I want my toothpaste to taste like this
Palate:  3/5, I hardly remember because I was too busy saying YUM, but it fills the mouth with feels
Overall:  25/30

In closing: A pretty good beer.  If someone happens to swing by with a growler of this fantastic stout, friends or not, you should punch them in the neck and take it from them.

Good for:  Sipping from your finest beer mug on a lazy Sunday morning while you sit comfortably in your pajamas and watch your elderly neighbors struggle to make their way to church in the icy snow.  Fuck'em.

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