Tuesday, March 3, 2015

New Belgium Slow Ride

Name:  Slow Ride
Brewery: New Belgium Brewing Company
Style:  Session IPA
Location: Fort Collins, Colorado
Alcohol: 4.5%

Quotes:  "SLOW RIDE DUR DUR DUR DAH DA DUR DAH TAKE IT EAAAASY"

Aroma:  7/10, Smells like a bouquet of boners
Appearance: 4/5, Clear gold with thick head
Taste: 5/10, Middle of the road on flavor but easy and drinkable
Palate: 4/5, Like drinking shaving cream
Overall: 20/30

In closing:  By definition, a session IPA is one that can be drank..drunk..dranken.. over the long term without the iffy side effects of time travel associated with just a regular high alcohol IPA.  The long term being a loose definition depending on the individual.  I could maybe have four of these before I would be considered dangerous with a rotary tiller.

Good for:  Applying generously when in need of a close shave.

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