Name: Legend Brown Ale
Brewery: Legend Brewing Company
Style: Brown Ale
Location: Richmond, VA
Alcohol: 6%
Quotes: "Unicorns aren't legends. They're mythical beasts." "Yes, but they are legendary mythical beasts." "No way. They're deformed horses. It's like a rhino-donkey hybrid." "A rhino-donkey hybrid that shits skittles." "Touche."
Aroma: 4/10. Pretty weak aroma. Is there a beer in here?
Appearance: 3/5. Pretty dark for a brown ale.
Taste: 5/10. Sort of sweet. Faint tastes of caramel malt, oats, and probably a splash of Diet Coke.
Palate: 3/5, Smooth and easy, the way you like it. If you're a pussy.
Overall: 15/30
In closing: Despite its darkness and alcohol content, this brown ale feels pretty light. Hell, it has a unicorn on the bottle so buy a few for your little sister and see what happens. She'll love it! Then she'll barf on her Barbies. Your little sister still plays with dolls? How old are your parents? Was she adopted? Doesn't matter. Unicorns.
Good for: Getting drunk with your kid sister.
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