Bell's White Winter Ale

Name:  Bell's White Winter Ale
Brewery:  Bell's Brewery
Style:  Belgian White
Location:  Kalamazoo, Michigan
Alcohol: 5%

Quotes:  "Tastes like my Dad's sweat"

Aroma:  5/10, Smells like a wheat beer, bro
Appearance:  3/5, More head than a truck stop bathroom.
Taste:  6/10, Tastes like a sweaty Belgian man coated in banana and citrus
Palate:  3/5, Favorably, the mouth-feel is nothing at all like the taste.  Light spice, nothing special.
Overall:  17/30

In Closing:  Another one from Bell's Brewery, this White Winter Ale is still nothing to write home about unless you've already downed a six-pack and are anxious to see how well you still write.  In that case, I say go for it. 

Good for:  Drinking while writing Christmas cards