Friday, June 6, 2014

Omission Gluten Free Pale Ale

Name:  Omission Gluten Free Pale Ale
Brewery:  Widmer Brothers Brewing Company
Style:  American Pale Ale
Location:  Portland, Oregon
Alcohol:  5.8%

Quotes:  "People from Portland actually drink this shit?"  "I guess I prefer more gluten in my beer"

Aroma:  6/10, Hops, sugar, floral.  Smells pretty.
Appearance:  3/5, Hazy orange 
Taste:  3/10, Like a watery orange peel
Palate:  2/5, Like a watery orange peel
Overall:  13/30

In closing:  People who suffer from gluten intolerance would rather wallow in bread crumbs than put this swill to their lips.  Only hipsters who think they were into gluten free diets before being intolerant to gluten was cool even pretend to think this beer is worth not omitting.

Good for:  Deciding which of your friends are hipsters and which you should keep.

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