Brewery: Shipyard Brewing Company
Style: Amber Ale
Location: Portland, Maine
Alcohol: 4.8%
Quotes: "Hey" "Yeah?" "Did you pour water in this?" "No, you poured your own beer" "Yeah, so does 'organic' mean 'water'?" "Apparently"
Aroma: 2/10, Smells like a musty humidor.
Appearance: 4/5, Looks way better than it tastes. Frothy head, dark brown color.
Taste: 4/10, Not bad, not good. Just boring. My teeth have more flavor.
Palate: 2/5, No texture but light bitterness to finish. Meh.
Overall: 12/30
In closing: I think I thought it said "Peak Orgasmic" as I should have known right away that anything with the words "Organic" on it was meant to disappoint my mouth. If someone brings this over to your place, judge them.
Good for: Having a baseline for boring beer.
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