Brewery: Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Amber Lager/Vienna
Location: Golden, Colorado
Alcohol: 5.3%
Quotes: "Fuckin' A" "Sweet like breast milk from a unicorn" "I'll have another, please"
Aroma: 5/10, It doesn't have a smell, meaning it does not smell bad.
Appearance: 7/10, Gives good head (like your Mum!) and is amber gold, like Fez
Taste: 8/10, A little sweet. Twinge of caramel, malt, and...toffee?
Palate: 3/5, Low carbonation. Almost no after-taste.
Overall: 23/30
In Closing: Delicious, flavorful, yet light. You could drink a whole six-pack while running a daycare with no effect. Nothing too special but on the better end of MillerCoors' arsenal. Will make you the classiest mother fucker in the whole trailer park.
Good for: A budget. Consume with Vienna sausages and/or Ramen noodles for full appreciation.
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